I am afraid that I am going to have to report that Western Civilization has entered its terminal phase. We had a good run but there is no way that a civilization that produces this product can have any hope of lasting. I am referring to a new product made by the lingerie firm HommeMystere, women’s underwear designed to fit men. Here is the story from Metro. There are pictures that go with the article, but I would rather not copy them.
If you’re a man and have ever wanted to dress in women’s lingerie a firm has come up with the perfect product for you.
HommeMystere are hoping their new range of lingerie for males, which includes thongs and padded bras, will change the landscape of men’s underwear.
The Australian firm said their under garments include ‘comfortable men’s panties that really do fit, bra straps that don’t fall off the shoulder, teddies that don’t ride up halfway through the night and quality soft fabrics that feel great for all day wear’.
The label already has a UK seller so men this side of the world can look forward to more ‘enjoyable’ pants.
And the company are keen to stress the garments are not just for gay men.
They added: ‘We provide our lingerie for guys.
‘We are not concerned if you are gay, straight, vegetarian, republican, anglican, martian or any other persuasion.
‘We just design and manufacture attractive luxury underwear for men.’
I guess that is a problem for cross-dressers. Women’s bodies are shaped differently from men’s so the clothes that a cross-dresser wears must not ever fit just right. I can see where there would be a market for this sort of thing. It is too bad Ed Wood never lived to see this.
I think he preferred Angora. Maybe HommeMystere could introduce a line of Angora underwear for men.
But, as I said, the fact that there must be something of a demand for these products is disturbing and a sure sign that our civilization is doomed.
- Lingerie firm launches women’s underwear for men (metro.co.uk)
- Lingerie firm launches a line of women’s lingerie… for dudes (rare.us)
- Lingerie firm launches women’s underwear for men (worldduh.com)
- Oz Firm Launches Women’s Underwear For Men (sweetness-light.com)