Osama is Dead

Well, they finally got him.

This is a day of independence, for all Americans and their descendents.

First, let’s thank the persons responsible-The Navy SEALs who stormed his hideout in Pakistan and killed him.

Next, the great president who put into motion the policies that led to this day, George W. Bush

Oh, and thanks to Obama for not keeping his campaign pledge to close Guantanamo and for not messing this up like he has everything else he’s done.

One quibble, it seems that they are burying him at sea in accordance with Islamic practices. Why? His body ought to be put on public display at ground zero, then slathered in pig fat and buried.

Oh, and another thing, the Pakistani government had to have known where he was for some time now.